I tried Gwyneth Paltrow’s sexual dust to renew my sex life, I’m sorry – Fashion-Beauty – 2020

When it comes to the mood for sex, I am a simple gal. Cherry hand me a bowl or show me the trailer for any Magic Mike movies, I’m very open for business. But celebrities do their own thing. When she wants to enhance her sex life, Queen Gwyneth Paltrow, the queen who makes lifestyle entrepreneurs and women feel like they are acting only in adulthood, uses Sex Dust, a complete herbal blend from the health line Moon Juice.

According to the Moon Juice website, Sex Dust is “a lust-inducing formula that can be enjoyed to ignite and excite your attractive energy inside and outside the bedroom. Topics: Ho Show Wu & Shilajit to increase your sexual drive, Siston and Mecca to increase sexual potency, Epidermis to improve blood flow to genitals and Schizandra for healthy sexual activity. While all of this may seem hippie nonsense, Paltrow promises: According to his website Coop, he puts sex dust in his leg smoothies.

At this point, I am very satisfied with my sex life. I work most nights with my partner and since I have two super active 4 year old boys I try to choose quality over size. But I will not be against too much sex, I have always been interested in Eastern medicine. So, when my teacher asked me if I was playing with someone to try sex dust for a week, I raised my hand, hoping it would make my sex life more paltro-esque. Then I followed the UPS driver until the jar was delivered. Here’s what happened when I tried to use sex dust.

Day 1: What did I do?

My jar of magic sex powder is coming in the afternoon. I’m so excited to try it, Ignore Gwyneth’s advice. One teaspoon “Mix in nut milk, coffee, tea, hot or cold water or mix in your favorite smoothie” directions say. I have no nut milk and since I am so impatient to boil water I grab a cup of water and open the jar, eager to get my glamor.

As soon as I unwrapped the seal from the jar, I knew I would regret volunteering for this test. For starters, the scent was there. Since sex is supposed to be sweet, I thought it would be like chocolate, maybe with some floral hints. But honestly, it smells like dirt.

Sex dust tastes like hot topic scent.

Things got worse when I poured a teaspoon into cold water. Maybe I should have poured water on the powder, but no matter how long I stirred, the sex dust would not mix with the water. After stirring for five minutes, there was a film of small powder clusters on the surface of the water. My partner said it was like sewage.

I found it a good idea as it was going to be available and I dared to pick up a chip. It was totally over, and I actually started making cakes. Sex dust tastes like hot dust, with nothing to hide the taste.

I let out a sigh of relief and took a deep, cleansing breath. That night when my partner touched my shoulder in bed, I shuddered – but not in a good way.

Day 2: Download it

I was too scared to try sex dust again in the morning, but by noon I knew my big girl would have to wear panties and drink again. For the sake of the press. I thought covering the taste would be my only hope, so I took a sip of the fancy licorice tea my sister had brought me from Paris, thinking that the earthy notes might mask the taste.

I had some sexy dreams that night, but was it due to sex dust or seeing Jean Ralpio in the parks and wreck before bed?

Although the hot water certainly seems to help mix with the dusty water, I regret that the flavor is still front and center. But I wanted to see if I wanted to have sex, so I got 3/4 way before I started caking and had to stop. Oh, no, I didn’t want to have sex that night.

Day 3: Sacrifice my smoothie for a reason

I finally decided to try Sex Dust Quinn’s way – a smoothie. His recipe with mushroom protein powder (?) Calls for many other weird ingredients besides sexual dust like Ashwagandha, Ho Shu Wu and Corticeps. I’m not going to pretend I know what they are, let alone that they are pantry staples in my house. So instead, I added powder to a mango lassi.

Usually my mango smoothie is an Instagram-worthy shade. The shadow of this smoothie was just like my face when I had a hangover. It was an anxious, dull gray. I did not want to drink this smoothie, I just wanted to give it a little advice, wrap it in a blanket and tell it to go to sleep for a while. But I drank anyway.

Is it good? No. Was it too bad, could I just throw it away and follow my plan to get hash browns for breakfast instead? No more. The mango made the sex dust just intolerable, like if I accidentally threw a few mushrooms in the blender.

I had some sexy dreams that night, but was it due to sex dust or seeing Jean Ralpio in the parks and wreck before bed? Who should say.

Day: 4 Feeling the effects, maybe

I got up and put on another smoothie. While the taste was still fun, it was nice that my kids didn’t provoke me to drink half of it as usual. The day before, I gave them a chip of mango sex dust smoothie and they spit it out and looked at me like I had betrayed them. Gwyneth could actually go all out on these powders: so her kids weren’t trying to steal her food.

I would love to hear from some old school boys II boys.

Admitting it hurts me so much, today about the 13 year old boy I often thought about sex. When my partner came home I couldn’t jump on him. Once the kids were asleep, we finally took action. But as I was so revived it was a fast and furious thing, not a long night feeling, I thought it would bring sexual dust because its ingredients claim to be an aphrodisiac and sexual enhancer.

Day 5: Last day happy dance

I didn’t really shudder when I drank my morning dung this morning. I also saw some old school boys wanting to hear Boys II men. Maybe it’s sexual dust practice, or maybe it’s because I broke my dry spells last night.

I was in a good mood all day and I thought more about sex than usual, but I don’t know if it was sex dust or the end of the week. I had sex with my partner again and it was great, but I never tapped into a well of sexual strength that I no longer knew existed. TBH I don’t even think I took the time to take off my shirt.

Does Sex Dust Give You Magic Bedroom Powers? Could Gwyneth have something to do with this sex dust? Maybe, but I still haven’t stuck the jade rocks in my girl box, and she recommends it in the cup, even if she says it will equalize my c. The taste of the powder I could not reach the past, the sex I had this week, was not enough to make the dirty smoothies worthwhile. When referring to sexuality, please send chocolate.

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